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Every guest starts off with three pegs each at the beginning of the night.
Everytime a guest crosses her legs she loses a peg and whoever points it out gets the peg. Crossing your legs is a reflex so they will get caught out!

The girl at the end of the night with the most pegs obviously really wanted that prize, and is a brilliant potential recruit!, it is also a good drinking game and can last all night.

With thanks to Anneliese Marsh area 3

This is a great laugh and a cheap party game to play

Give each lady an after eight chocolate, when everyone is ready they have to place the chocolate on their forehead, they must then try to get the chocolate into their mouth without using their hands. It has the ladies in hysterics !, plus its not the easiest thing to do. Give a small prize to the lady who gets the chocolate in their mouth first.

With thanks to Claire Ball area 11

On A5 paper have line drawings of all different types of men (fat, thin,
tall, small, etc) with their down stairs blank, they then have to draw in
what they think should be there ( ie: willy, balls, etc).

The funnies, best effort is the winer !

With thanks to Dahlaina Jones area 5

Give all the ladies a piece of paper & ask them to write down their own points.

40pts if you have done it whilst riding a broom
20pts if you've ever done it in the living room
20pts if you've done it dressed as a witch
30pts if you have ever satisfied a barbers itch
40pts if you have a rampant rabbit
20pts if you are always trying to grab it
40pts if you are going to buy a rock chick
20pts if you have done it for a trick
30pts if you’ve ever jumped his bones
40pts if you've done a Mr Jones
30pts if you have done it with a vampire
20pts if you've done it round the campfire
30pts if you did it with a ghost
40pts if you've done it whilst doing the Sunday roast
30pts if you’ve done it dressed as an imp
20pts if he turned out to be hairy chimp
30pts if you did it in a haunted house
20pts if you did it with somebody's spouse
20pts if you did it whilst flapping like a bat
40pts if you've done it with a desert rat
30pts if you’ve had it with a goblin
20pts if you did it with a man named robin
20pts if you’ve done it by a lit pumpkin
40pts if you’ve done it with a country bumpkin
20pts if you ever done it for a treat
30pts if you liked his sausage meat
40pts if you've done it whilst casting a spell
20pts if you did it with a man in a hotel
30pts if you did it somewhere spooky
40pts if you've done it on the back of a Suzuki
20pts if you have used a love potion
30pts if you have done it for a promotion
40pts if it was good to make you scream
30pts if you have used whipped cream

Ask all the ladies to stand when they have added their score. They must sit when you call their score i.e start at 50 & work your way up in 10`s the last one standing is the floozy of the night.

For this game you will need one toilet roll, ask the party guests to stand in a circle, pass the toilet roll round and ask everyone to take as much as they think they will need.

You will find that they take off loads !

When everyone has taken off their toilet roll ask them to hang it down in front of them and tell them that for every sheet they have they have to reveal a naughty secret, sexual experience or embarrassing moment etc.

As they reveal their secrets you rip off a sheet. This is guaranteed to raise a few laughs and reveal a few red faces !

The first lady to get rid of all her sheets wins a small prize.

With thanks to Nicola Mulholland area 8

Give everyone an A4 piece of paper and ask them to draw an outline of a gingerbread man. Ask the guests to put the piece of paper on their head facing upwards. They then spin the paper on top of their heads until you say stop. They then need to draw the meat and two veg on the gingerbread man without looking.

The guest who gets the meat and two veg closest is the winner.

With thanks to Helen Hunt area 14

For this game you will need a list of items found in a handbag and 10 -15 shaped cock cards.

I found this game is a good one to play first as it gets everyone in a good mood.

You ask the ladies to get their handbags on their laps and the first person to find the item you call out holds it in the air and shouts ' cock ', that person receives a cock card, the person at the end with the most cock cards wins a prize.

With thanks to Natalie Shepherd

Get all of the party goers to sit in a circle. Put a small amount of oil or lube onto a stress willy. Throw the willy to each other and try and catch it !. It is very difficult to keep hold of this slippery fella !.

This is great for breaking the ice and for quieter parties.

Ensure that any spillables are out of the way... it is very easy to get caught up trying to grab a wet willy and not notice the glass of wine in front of you !

With thanks to Gillian Fagan area 27

Who wants to play Cockbusters ! ?

I'll have a "P" please Bob...

Great for the quieter parties:

Draw up the Blockbuster game board - easy to do with pencil & ruler and cut out 2 sets of different coloured counters (will need about 8 of each), give each hexagon a letter (which will be the first letter(s) of the questions)

Split into 2 teams - I normally give each team a name badge and this is the word that they need to shout out in order to answer the questions.

The aim of the game is to get a complete line from top to bottom or left to right in one colour.

With thanks to Sharyn area 17

For this game you will Cadburys Cream Eggs

Put your party guests into pairs

You will need one of them to be the holder and one off them to be the sucker and the licker

Get the holder to unwrap the egg and bite the top off

Then ask them to hold it between their teeth while the other person licks and sucks all the insides out ( without using hands )

The cleanest egg wins a prize

(tip, put the eggs in the fridge before the party )

With thanks to Emily Polkey area 4

You need two packs of rude playing cards, put all 54 playing cards on to A4 card, ( four cards on each piece of A4 card ). Its a good idea to cover them in sticky back plastic to protect them from drinks etc. At the parties I let all the ladies pick their own card to play with rather than getting them to write down their numbers on a piece of paper. Once they have picked their cards I then explain the rules, I have a pack of cards in my hand which I draw from, if they see their card they must say a rude word to gain their card to put on their bingo card, Once they have all four cards they must fake an orgasm to win a prize. I then ask the hostess if she wants to continue until there is only one player left, saying that the loser will need to do a dare which they choose.

With thanks to Sarah Oakes area 15

All that is needed is a small gift and a piece of paper for each guest. The person with the most points wins the prize.

I wonder who came from afar.
Give yourself 5 points if you came by car

But this is Ann Summers – you’ll know that when
If you’ve done it in that car you can add another 10

Will today’s bra and briefs match when you hang them on the line?
If they will then give yourself 9.

Give yourself 5 points if you brought your own pen.
But if you spit instead of swallow take away 10.

A watch is worth 6, and each ring 2,
Each piercing you have is worth 5 to you.

By 20 more your score will grow
If your piercing is down below!

Count all of your buttons - each gives you 1. (pause to let them count)
But if you don’t own a Rabbit then you get none!

1 point for each year you have been wed.
But take away 5 if your knickers are red.

Add 12 if you have kissed your husband or boyfriend today.
If you have kissed both take away 20 – trouble’s coming your way!

If you have held a party for me before
A further 10 points can go on to your score.

Last of all there are 50 more points for those who are bright
And book their own party with me tonight!

With thanks to Julie Wickens area 17

I, as the organiser start off by saying..... my name is jeannette and i looked in the ann summers catalogue and bought joyriders. i look to my hostess and ask what she bought. She replies my name is Sarah and i bought the Wave. I respond by saying .... no you didn't, but they are on offer tonight, buy the wave and receive buzz fresh wipes free. Onto the next guest..... my name is Julie and i bought the city slicker bra and shorts. I respond ... no you didn't but i have them on my rail and will show them later, they are a really good seller and would look great on you.

The winner of the game is the person who realises you must buy something beginning with the first letter of your own name.

This is a really good game and can be kept goign throughtout the party. Whilst no one realises the aim of the game you can explain what offers you have tonight and what items you have on your rail.

I hope other organisers can use the game and find it useful.

With thanks to Jeannette van de Watering area 15

The party goer with the most points wins:

+25 POINTS JUST FOR BEING HERE

+20 POINTS IF YOU TOLD YOUR PARTNER WHERE YOU WERE GOING TONIGHT

+25 POINTS IF YOU'VE BEEN TO AN ANN SUMMERS PARTY BEFORE

+75 POINTS IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD YOUR OWN PARTY

-10 POINTS IF YOU ARE WEARING A WHITE BRA

+50 POINTS IF YOU ARE WEARING A COLOURED BRA

+20 POINTS IF YOUR BRA IS UNDERWIRED

+50 POINTS IF YOUR BRA + KNICKERS MATCH IN COLOUR

+150 POINTS IF YOU ARE NOT WEARING A BRA

+200 POINTS IF YOU ARE NOT WEARING KNICKERS

+75 POINTS IF YOU BATH WITH YOUR PARTNER

+150 POINTS IF YOU'VE BATHED WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S PARTNER

+80 POINTS IF YOU SLEEP NAKED ALL THE TIME

-20 POINTS IF YOU WEAR SOCKS IN BED

+100 POINTS IF YOU'VE HAD SEX OUTSIDE

+150 POINTS IF IT WAS SOMEWHERE PUBLIC (PEOPLE AROUND)

+10 POINTS FOR EACH ROOM IN THE HOUSE YOU'VE HAD SEX IN

-100 POINTS IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN CAUGHT HAVING A BONK

+50 POINTS IF YOU HAVE EVER USED FRESH CREAM, YOGHURT,

+50 POINTS IF YOU HAVE EVER USED FRESH FRUIT OR VEG.

-50 POINTS IF YOU HAVE EVER PUT A CONDOM ON INSIDE OUT

+30 POINTS IF YOU HAVE EVER WATCHED A BLUE MOVIE

+200 POINTS IF YOU HAVE EVER MADE YOUR OWN BLUE MOVIE

+50 POINTS IF YOU DRESS UP IN THE BEDROOM

+30 POINTS IF YOU HAVE EVER TOLD HIM A SEXUAL FANTASY

+50 POINTS IF YOU HAVE EVER USED BONDAGE

+50 POINTS IF YOU HAVE EVER USED A VIBRATOR

-20 POINTS IF YOU HAVENT EVER USED A VIBRATOR

+50 POINTS IF YOU ARE GOING TO ORDER ONE TONIGHT

+50 POINTS IF YOU HAVE EVER MEASURED A BLOKES WILLY

+10 POINTS FOR EACH TIME YOU'VE HAD SEX IN THE LAST 7 DAYS

+50 POINTS IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD ANAL SEX

+75 POINTS IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD A THREESOME

+100 POINTS IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD SEX ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT

+30 POINTS IF YOU SHAVE YOUR BITS

+50 POINTS IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND

-30 POINTS IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW HIS NAME

+30 POINTS IF YOU HAVE EVER WORKED FOR ANN SUMMERS

+50 POINTS IF YOU WANT TO WORK FOR ANN SUMMERS

+50 POINTS IF YOU ARE GOING TO BOOK A PARTY

With thanks to Sam Everard UO area 15

You will need a pack of Ann Summers playing cards for this game (that way you get them into your demonstration!) and 2 -3 small prizes.
Onto the back of the cards you need to put Answer statements...
Deal the cards out to the guests so they have more than one each then start to read out your questions! The guest with the corresponding answer on one of her cards must shout it out...she then gets to take a prize. Keep going until all of the questions are asked; every time a guest calls out the answer they can take one of the prizes... when the prizes are gone from the middle they can take off each other! At the end of the game the people left holding the prizes get to keep them!

Answer statements to put on the back of the cards . . .
- I love to come
- I want lot's more cock
- I'm a dirty slapper
- I've got crabs
- I love it doggy style
- I like using a strap on
- I've been paid for sex
- I love two at a time
- I want a BIG thick cock in me
- I love anal sex
- I really want to sit on the prime ministers face
- I have ginger pubic hair...and I'm proud of it
- I was filmed being shagged by a horse and it was brilliant!
- I'm not wearing any knickers
- I've got kipper knickers
- I've got piles
- I've just farted...and it stinks!
- I suck cock
- I'm a wanker
- I'm a clit licker
- I've been spit roasted and it was fabulous
- I put it up his bum every night
- I like kinky sex
- I have a MAJOR foot fetish

Questions to call out...

- Who loves to cum?
- Who wants more cock?
- Who's a dirty slapper?
- Who's got crabs?
- Who loves it doggy style?
- Who likes using a strap on?
- Who has been paid for sex?
- Who loves two at a time?
- Who wants a Big thick cock in her?
- Who loves anal sex?
- Who wants to sit on the prime ministers face?
- Who's got ginger pubic hair?
- Who was filmed being shagged by a horse?
- Who's not wearing any knickers?
- Who's got kipper knickers?
- Who's got piles?
- Who's farted?
- Who sucks cock?
- Who's a wanker?
- Who's a clit licker?
- Who's been spit roasted?
- Who's put it up his bum?
- Who likes kinky sex?
- Who has a foot fetish?

With thanks to Martyne Hollings Area 9

Give all the ladies a piece of paper & ask them to write down their own points.

40pts if you done it in the snow
20pts if you ever sucked his toe
20pts if you done it on a table
30pts if you done it in a stable
40pts if you have a rampant rabbit
20pts if you are always trying to grab it
40pts if you are going to buy a vibe tonight
20pts if you have done it in full sight
30pts if you did it & didn`t know his name
40pts if you would do it for fame
30pts if you have done it with a policeman
20pts if you done it in the back of a van
30pts if you did it with your best mates bloke
40pts if you did it for a joke
30pts if you prefer to be on top
20pts if he ever had the flop
30pts if you did it with a fat git
20pts if you ever faked it
20pts if you did it in the hay
40pts if you did it with someone gay
30pts if you`ve had more than 10 men
30pts if you did it with a man named ben
20pts if you did it on a paving slab
40pts if you did it for a kebab
20pts if you did it with chocolate spread on your parts
30pts if you have done it with fanny farts
30pts if you did it on a river bank
40pts if you did it with someone who stank
30 pts if you pretended to be a nurse
40pts if you did it for money in your purse

Ask all the ladies to stand when they have added their score. They must sit when you call their score i.e start at 50 & work your way up in 10`s the last one standing is the floozy of the night.

With thanks to Tina Smith area 9

Give 1 prize to a guest if there are only a few, but if there are 10 or more give a gift to 2 people on opposite sides of the room ( I use chocolate bars)

Then tell the following story. whenever you say left they must hand the gift to the person on thier left & when you say right it goes to the right.
The person or people at the end holding the gifts win them.

Story

Right, there were two friends who lived together on the left side of the road, Lucy left & Rhoda right. Lucy left is a leftie leftenant & Rhoda right is a right wing righter. They have some right rows as you can imagine!

Lucy left, left for a blind date with a right wally that Rhoda right had set up for her. Rhoda right thought it was a right laugh that she`d set up Lucy left with a right wally, & laughed to herself as she left. Lucy left, left the building & turned right then she turned left & met the right wally outside the left luggage place. They went to dinner and after, Lucy left, took the right wally back to her place on the left side of the road to see if he could give her a right seeing to!

The right wally turned out to be a right stud in bed with a willy the size of a marrow! Rhoda right lay in her bedroom on the left & listened to Lucy left getting a right rogering from the right wally & felt a right tit.

Which just goes to show a right wally on the outside could turn out to be a right stud once he gets his tools out!!

With thanks to Tina Smith area 9

What you need:

Loads of brightly coloured card cut into small body parts or shapes.
Double sided tape to put on the back of each piece, which you should stick on before the party.

How to play:

If its a large party split the girls into pairs. If its a smaller party they can play on their own.

Get the girls to sit in a circle on the floor. (if playing with a partner they should stand behind the girl who is seated).

Put some of the shapes into the middle of the circle, always one less than the amount of girls/ pairs playing.

Then you shout a body part / area of body part out. They then grab a piece and stick it on their / their partners body. Much funnier in pairs if they have just met that night!

This keeps going till you are left with one girl covered in coloured pieces. A human twister board!

Give them a certificate for being a human twister board and a small prize.

With thanks to Karen Gunn area 16

You will need the catalogues and some tokens and make a cd up of twenty songs with name of a item in the catalogue

Eg : rabbit thriller you would play music thriller by Michael Jackson which someone calls out what page its on and item number then you give them a token

Can be played in teams of two ideal for bigger parties. The team with most tokens win the prize.

Rabbit thriller Thriller

Suzy suspender Wake up little Suzy

Eclipse Total eclipse of the heart

Strawberry dick lick Strawberry fields

Mia baby doll Mama mia

Elephant pouch Nellie the elephant

Promise vibe Pomise me

Squeeze me Cami Squeeze me Tease me

With thanks to Karen Havard

Put ladies into 2 teams of five and give each team a piece of paper

Ask the first lady in each team to write down one of the other ladies names and fold the paper down and pass paper to the right

2nd lady to write a Man's name (that the majority know)
3rd lady Where they had sex
4th Lady What position
5th Lady who caught them

Then read both team's stories out - it's a scream

With thanks to Sarah James Sedgwick

You get your homemade chocolate willies and some kind of bottle (milk bottles or because of the weight of them i use small coke bottles).

Place your chocolate willies so that the shaft is in the bottle and the balls sit on the rim of the bottle. You then get your party guests to kneel down on all fours and suck the balls off of their willies without using their hands or teeth.

The first person to suck the balls off so that the willy falls into the bottle is the winner and receives a best blow job certificate.

With thanks to Sarah Stanton area 14

Split the women into pairs.
Give each pair a toilet roll (the cheaper the better, as it breaks easily)
One woman in each pair has to stand still with her arms folded over her chest (like a Mummy)
the other woman has to wrap her in toilet roll from head to foot without breaking it.

The couple to do it the fastest are the winners, and get a small prize i.e a willy lolly

This I find is an ideal end of party game as the women are usually slightly drunk by that time and can not do it without breaking the toilet roll, also the woman who is doing the wrapping will get very dizzy running round her partner.

There is of course a knack to playing this game, which I do not tell them (naturally). The way to do this successfully is to put a finger in each end of the toilet roll and run round the woman you are wrapping, this way you are not puting excess pressure on the toilet roll and it should spin off the roll without breaking.

I hope you give this one a go yourselves sometime !

With thanks to Jenice Grant area 16

For this game you make little cards each with a question on and a set of answer cards to match.

This is played like pass the parcel .

Share the answer cards out amongst the guests and when you read out a question whoever has the answer reads it out (with comments from the crowd) and the parcel is passed onto to them. Whoever answers last gets the prize.

Example:-
Question:- Whose husband puts on his wellies when he sees sheep?
Answer:- My husband puts his wellies on when he sees sheep.

Whose husband puts crunchy peanut butter on his willy?
Who has had foreplay while driving? Who is in love with a cucumber?
Who was caught screwing the milkman? Who has used pussy rub?
Who has a ginger minge? Whose parrot shouts “Give it to me big boy”?
Who swallows? Who has worn out their Rampant Rabbit?
Who likes pleasure gel on their nipples?
Whose fella wears rubber gloves and crotchless knicker?
Who finds their mother-in-laws moustache sexy?
Who does a blow-job and forgets to suck?
Whose fella’s willy smells like a cheesy sock?
Whose husband only gets turned on by watching Noddy?
Who has the hots for 80 year olds?
Who is sleeping with 4 men and a woman? Who has pubes stuck in their teeth?
Who is wearing crotchless knickers? Who likes their bottom spanked?
Whose fella took Viagra and had a hard on for 3 days?
Who is puzzled by the white stuff that comes out of a willy?
Whose neighbour is a flasher?
Who found bondage gear in their son’s bedroom? Who has piles?
Whose fella likes a blow-job from the hoover? Who’s not wearing any knickers?
Who wants to sit on Gordon Brown’s face? Who has a pooey bum?
Who’s been filmed having sex? Who has smelly knickers?
Who’s been paid for sex? Who has crabs? Who loves to cum?
Who’s a dirty slapper? Who fancies a strap-on? Who wants a big cock?
Who loves it doggy style? Who wants a threesome?
Whose fella is hung like a donkey? Whose window cleaner is a peeping tom?
Who likes bondage? Who likes their toes sucked?

This goes down really well as a warm-up game

With thanks to Christine Barnes UO area 5

Works well at smaller parties. Give each guest a pen and paper. Ask the first set of questions and they write down answers (tell them not to say what they’ve written!) then starting at no1 in second set of questions each guest in turn gives you her first answer, and so on till they’ve answered all the questions.

I’ve used this at lots of parties and it goes down a storm.

1. Where did you meet your partner?
2. On average, how much money do you spend on clothes per month?
3. What is your favourite animal?
4. Who is your ideal man?
5. Who is your scariest horror monster?
6. How big are your hips, in inches? No lying!
7. What is your shoe size?
8. Who is your favourite cartoon character?
9. How old is your partner?
10. What is your favourite colour?

Next set of questions, give the answers to the questions above

1. Where did you lose your virginity?
2. How much did you pay him?
3. What did he call you afterwards?
4. Who did he look like to start with?
5. What does he look like now?
6. When you first met him how big was it?
7. How big is it now?
8. What do you look like when you are having sex?
9. What page did you get to in the sex manual before passing out?
10. What colour was his face?

With thanks to Christine Barnes UO area 5

The winner is the quickest person to suck off all the chocolate on a Cadbury's finger,

or you could try this alternative:

Chocolate hob nobs - the winner is the person to bite the best willy shape into the biscuit.

With thanks to Hayley James area 15

Guests need to kneel in a circle on the floor

You need a spoon for each player less one (So if you have 10 people playing you need 9 spoons). Scatter the spoons inside the circle of players.

Positions are randomly called out by the party organiser and players have to do the right movement to go with each one.

This is how I introduce the game at a party.

Ladies we are going to play positions,
If I call out doggy (a position where you would be quite low) I want you to kneel down with your hands on the floor.

If I call out Woman on Top (a position where you would be higher) I want you to kneel up.

If I call out 69 you need to stay in your current position but stick out your tongue!

and if I call out spoons you need to grab a spoon - unfortunately,if you don't get one you are out of the game.

Lets have a practise..........

....After one or 2 attempts the person who ends up without a spoon is out. A spoon needs to be removed each time spoons is called until one person wins the game!

If space is limited instead of kneeling in a circle I play the game by leaving the guests sitting in their chairs. Scatter the spoons evenly around the room and get the guests to stand up for woman on top and sit down for doggy!

Either way works really well!

With thanks to Karen Garrity area 15

My game involves 2 packs of ann summers playing cards and 20 questions:

Have you ever taken the batteries out of your tv remote for a quick fix with your rabbit?

Would you go on a blind date?

Have you ever had a threesome?

Would you have sex outside?

All girls sit down and after I read out a question if a girl has done it she would stand up and i would give her a card however the girls that haven't done the question take a drink, the girl with the most cards after all the questions wins. This game is a great laugh all the girls find out funny secrets but everyone has a good drink too.

With thanks to Eleanor Jarvis area 6

What you need:
four 500ml coke bottles (can be decorated to look like a willy)
packet of jelly
chocolate willy (small enough to fit into the bottle)

preparation:
place chocolate willy into empty bottle. make up jelly mixture and fill bottle 3/4 full. refrigerate and allow to set.

aim of the game:
first person to get the chocolate willy out of the bottle by shaking (masturbating) the bottle wins.

best to use a basin as it can get messy. also makes great sound effects as the jelly comes out!

With thanks to Adele Sandilands

I play this game with my guests as my Ice Breaker. They all find it hilarious and it lets me know what way their mind works - lol

I hand each guest a piece of paper and a pen and then read out a serious of questions and have them write down what they think the answer may be on their piece of paper. The questions are:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.
What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
What am I?

3 I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts.
What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard.
What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.
What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well I drip. When you blow me you feel good.
What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, its news.
What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off.
What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger.
What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job.
What am I?

ANSWERS

1. A DENTIST
2. A WEDDING RING
3. PEANUT BUTTER
4. CHEWING GUM
5. AN ELEVATOR
6. A NOSE
7. A NEWSPAPER BOY
8. A GLOVE
9. A CRANE
10. A TOOTHBRUSH

Hope you enjoy reading this as much as my party guests love playing it.

With thanks to Debbie Campbell

Split the party into groups. If possible, at least 3 groups.

The front person of each group has a balloon pump held between their knees, with a balloon ready on the end. As you shout go, the person immediately behind has to blow up the balloon using any part of their body, apart from their hands on the end of the balloon pump. This is always good by using their knees, but even funnier when they use their mouths, especially when you are stood in front of them. The winning team is the first team to blow the balloon up, tie it in a knot, pop the balloon and, as a team, shout I've come. If there are more than 2 people in the team, after around 30 seconds, shout swap. All the team members will swap places, and this is when the balloon is likely to lose a bit of air!

With thanks to Samantha Cooper area 14

CHOOSE EIGHT WORDS THAT APPEAL TO YOU AND WRITE THEM DOWN ON THE BOTTOM OF THIS SHEET (DO NOT LET ANYONE SEE THEM AT THIS STAGE). THE PARTY ORGANISER WILL THEN START CALLING OUT THE WORDS AT RANDOM. ONCE YOU HAVE TICKED OFF ALL OF YOUR CHOSEN WORDS, SHOUT OUT:-
“I AM HAVING AN ORGASM,” AND DO THE HARRY MET SALLY MOMENT.

AND YOU WILL WIN A PRIZE

QUIM APHRODISIAC GOOD HEAD PEARL NECKLACE

FART BALLS PUSSY DEEP THROAT

BOLLOCKS FANNY MINGE TITS

SUCK CHUFF DICK ORGASM

SEX ANAL CLIMAX JUICY

G SPOT SEMEN SPERM LOVE

PENIS HORNY TART CLIT

SEXY WILLY ORGY SIXTY-NINER

VIBRATOR CONDOM BOOBS WANK

EXCITED AROUSED ERECTION EROTIC

CHOSEN BINGO WORDS

WORD 1. ______________________________

WORD 2. ______________________________

WORD 3. ______________________________

WORD 4. ______________________________

WORD 5. ______________________________

WORD 6. ______________________________

WORD 7. ______________________________

WORD 8. ______________________________

With thanks to Nina Gray area 15

Simply start off with Men are like ….. and say the word following. The people in the room then have to guess the punchline.

Men are like ….. Laxatives ….. They irritate the sh*t out of you.

Men are like ….. Bananas ….. The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ….. Vacations ….. They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ….. Weather ….. Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ….. Blenders ….. You need One, but you’re not sure why.

Men are like ….. Chocolate Bars ….. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ….. Commercials ….. You can’t believe a word they say.

Men are like ….. Department Stores ….. Their clothes are always ½ off.

Men are like ….. Government Bonds ….. They take soooooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ….. Mascara ….. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ….. Popcorn ….. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ….. Snowstorms ….. You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ….. Lava Lamps ….. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ….. Parking Spots ….. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

With thanks to Nina Gray area 15

Split the group into pairs, ( You may have to join in ) Give one lady from each set a pair of large knickers,a pair of stockings, and a T shirt then blindfold her.

She then has to try USING ONE HAND ONLY to dress the other lady who is lying on the floor.

The lady on the floor can help her by giving her directions but must not use her hands.

The first pair fininshed wins a small prize.

With thanks to Jackie Showell area 2

You need, pack balloons

2 pairs big pants
2 bounce back bob willies (5ft ones)

Get girls into 2 teams. Have big willy at the end of the room and 2 teams at the other. Race between 2 teams. Girls at front put their big pants on, blows up their balloon and ties it. hey then put the balloon down their pants and run to the big willy doing a sexual position to burst the balloon. When they have burst the balloon they run back to the team where the second girl repeats. The first team with all girls finished wins.

With thanks to Claire Cooper

This is a game I like to play but you must have a little room to move about.

Split the ladies into pairs and give one lady in each pair a over sized pair of Briget Jone's knickers the bigger the better. Then hand the other lady 3 balloons and explain the that object of the game is to blow up the balloons and stuff them down the other ladies knickers (this its self normally gets a laugh) next they have to get into a sexual position and burst the balloon with out using hands, shoes or any object but there bodies and complete this with each of the 3 balloons using a different sexual position each time first couple to burst all 3 balloons are the winners and normally get a small prize or chocolate willies.

then stand back and laugh till it hurts some times the ladies like to play this game over and over so make sure that you take lots of extra balloons as they will all want to have go.

hope you like it as much as I do

With thanks to Clair Townsend area 16

Give all the girls a piece of paper and ask them to pick 10 numbers between 1 and 30, you then ask them to pick the name of an animal, tell them that they will not have their piece of paper at the end, this makes for better suggestions. Once all have done this get them to pass it 3 spaces clockwise, you can choose how many spaces to pass. The now have to cross off the numbers as you call them out, but they have to make the noise of their animal in the throws of passion when they do. Once all 9 numbers are crossed off they have to stand up and shout the name of their animal and also that they HAVE COME!!.

This makes for good entertainment, try these numbers

5, 11, 28, 7, 14, 30, 10, 15, 1, 24, 18, 21, 2, 12, 16, 25, 3, 13, 22, 6, 27, 4, 17, 23, 9, 26, 19, 8, 20, 29

With thanks to Pauline Watson area 16

Everyone sits in a circle, the organiser reads out the following in this order:

Her name

His name

Where they met

What he said

What she said

Where did they go

What did they do

What happened next

So all the guests write her name, then fold the paper over so you can't see the answer, pass it to the person on your right and then on the paper you are given write his name, then pass it to the right again. Keep doing this until you get to the last question so that you have as many stories as there are guests. I also say that they have to try and include the 3 words, sock, tree and £10 note at least once! This game is fantastic because they all try and be as dirty as possible using the random word you have given them. You can also add different questions and change the words you give them to include! Not really any prizes in this game but i always give a chocolate willy to each guest!

With thanks to Elizabeth Mawtus area 15

For a more raunchy crowd - thirtysomething divorcees are brilliant for this one.

You will need : a bunch of bananas, a can of squirty cream. Plenty of wet wipes for cleaning up afterwards.

Pick a couple of volunteers, as many as you like but they need to have that naughty look about them !

Give them a banana each, covered in squirty cream.
First one to lick off all the cream gets the '' Best Blow Job '' certificate. Join in and wildly exaggerate ..... guaranteed to boost your sales and party bookings !

With thanks to Linda Fisher area 6

You will need : 1 x paper plate and plastic knife and fork for each participant.

Pick 3 or 4 ' volunteers / victims ' ( depending on the size of the party )
Share a bag of maltesers between them
Volunteers have to eat their maltesers with the knife and fork ( no scooping allowed ) off a paper plate.
Really simple game but loads of fun because the paper plate bends and maltesers roll off, and its almost impossible to spear a malteser with a plastic fork.

Winner gets ...... a bag of balls ( maltesers )

With thanks to Linda Fisher area 6

The Hostess wears the bunny outfit over her clothes (or not depending how outgoing she is!) she needs to choose 5 guests to lie belly down on the floor with their palms down and their chin resting on the back of their hands. The hostess (Bunny Golfer) now needs to begin her game. Using a Rabbit Vibe (I'd use the Wave) she needs to gently hit mini eggs into the open mouths of the guests lying on the floor. The lady who gets the most in her mouth within a 3 minute playing time would be the winner and receive a prize. A good certificate for this would be saying that **persons name** took the most balls in her mouth at tonight's Ann Summers party. And people love certificates that sound saucy more than some novelty prize.

With thanks to Suzanne Clifford UO area 16

This needs to be played in quite a large room.

What you need:

2 pieces of card cut out to be the shape of a willy ( needs to be quite big )
2 pieces of newspaper / light paper cut out to the shape of boobs.
2 pieces of string.

How to play:

Split your guests into two Teams. Place one piece of string at one end of the room and the other piece at the other end of the room.

Get both teams to split into two groups with half behind one string and the other half behind the other string. ( e.g. if you have four on each team, have two people from each team standing behind one piece of string ).

The object of the game is to waft the paper boobies across the room over the string line using your large cardboard penis. It works like a relay race with the first person going from left to right of the room, when the boobies waft over the string the next team member takes over and has to waft the boobies back across the room to the next player and so on.

The winners are the first team to have every team member waft their boobies over the string.

Why not give the winning team some chocolate willies that you have made yourself.

With thanks to Evelyn Canning UO area 16

Played exactly like "Heads or Tails". All guests stand up and select "tits" or "arse" by holding theirs! The PO then tosses a coin...if it lands on heads (tits), everyone holding their tits stays in....if they're holding their arse they sit down. Keep playing until you are down to 2 guests for the final round, and you end up with a winner.

Variation: to grab someone else's! (I always play this version as it gets all the guests laughing and it breaks the ice if they don't all know each other!)

You will need:
Bag of Balloons
Bag of hard peas (the kind your granny puts in the soup)

What to do:
Before start of party put 3 peas in each balloon.
Get everyone up in one large circle.
Give each person a balloon (which has 3 peas in)

Your ready to start:
Tell them to blow the balloon up/Tie it/Turn round 3 times and bounce on the balloon till it bursts!

Ready/Steady/Go:
First one to give You 6 peas is the Winner.

The reason they turn round 3 times apart from making it more fun, it gives You time to run to the other end of Pub,
and watch as they wrestle each other for the peas that have went everywhere to collect the 6.
They expect you to be standing still in the centre of the circle brace yourself for a crowd running towards you, when one of them spots you they all start running!

With thanks to Evelyn Canning

Ask 6 guests to get into pairs, one of the partners lies on their back and their partner kneels at their feet. Ask the kneeling partner to place 10 chocolate buttons on different parts of thier partners body. Then blindfold the kneeling partners, at this point move the chocolate buttons around so the kneeling partners can't remember where they were.

The kneeling partners then have 1 min to find and eat as many of the buttons as possible only being guided by their partners not giving them the exact places where the buttons are e.g. they can only say left a bit, right a bit etc

With thanks to Sharon Temple area 6

Needs to be played in a large room... but always causes lots of laughs!!

Objective:
Move a ping pong ball to the finish line using only a banana tied to your waist!

Needed:
Ping pong balls, Bananas and String.

Rules:
Have the group line up at a starting line. Mark a finish line about 10 feet away. All players must tie a banana around their waist which dangles near the ground. Say go! The players will then race to the finish by hitting a ping pong ball with their banana - all without using their hands. The first to the line is the winner.

With thanks to Hannah Brooks area 15

You will need 10 or more willy cocktail sticks , all guest get into a circle and you hand out a willy to everyone but the hostess. Every one turns round hold hands and goes round in a circle clockwise . The Party Organiser shouts ' grab a willy ' but one will not get one so she is out and so on until the last willy standing

Rules are:

No pushing
No scratching
No head butting
and if you grab more than one willy your out after all one is enough !

With thanks to Lorraine Brown area 15

Put your party guests into 2 teams. Give the person at the front of each team 3 pairs of large knickers. They have to put all 3 pairs of knickers one. The game can then start. Each person has to remove all 3 pairs of knickers in reverse order, so the bottom pair come off 1st. The next person can't start putting the knickers on until all 3 pairs have been removed. The team can help each other. Once the final person has got all 3 pairs of knickers on they then run to the front with a pre blown up balloon and pop it with the person at the front. The 1st balloon popped is the winning team.

Require: 6 pairs of large knickers, 2 balloons

In this game there are peckers hidden in balloons, our ball busting ladies have to pop them and match the number on their pecker to this sheet to see if they have a truth, dare or treat in store.

1. PRIZE – lucky cow!!
2. TRUTH – whats the dirtiest thing you’ve ever done
3. DARE – wear one of our outfits for the rest of the night and act as the character you are dressed up as.
4. TRUTH – whats your biggest sexual regret
5. DARE – using the person on your left demonstrate how monkeys have sex
6. TRUTH – whats your most embarrassing crush
7. DARE – using the person on your right demonstrate your 5 fav positions
8. TRUTH – who where your best and worst sexual partners
9. DARE – choose a vibe and do a 30 speech on why its great
10. TRUTH – which sex toys do you own
11. DARE – choose some underwear and do a sexy dance in it.
12. TRUTH – which sex toys do you own
13. DARE – do 5 porn shoot poses
14. TRUTH – whats your deepest fantasy
DARE - choose a vibe and demonstrate your best hand job moves

In this game there are peckers hidden in balloons, our ball busting ladies have to pop them and match the number on their pecker to this sheet to see if they have a truth, dare or treat in store.

1. PRIZE – lucky cow!!
2. TRUTH – do you own a rabbit?
3. DARE – using the person on your left demonstrate your 5 favourite positions
4. TRUTH –which of the guests would you choose to sleep with?
5. DARE – try on an outfit of your choice
6. TRUTH – of all the guests who’s partner would you most like to seduce
7. DARE – using the person on your right demonstrate how cows have sex
8. TRUTH – when did you last orgasm?
9. DARE – show us your best oral moves
10. TRUTH – when did you last please yourself?
11. DARE – give the person on your left a lap dance
12. TRUTH – tell us one of your fantasies
13. DARE – seduce the person to the right
14. TRUTH – of all your sexual partners who’s the biggest and smallest?
15. DARE – hide a vibrator on the person to your left

For this Game you will need: Balloon Pumps & A Pack of Balloon

You will need to ask your hostesses before the party how many people she has got attending the party. For example if she has 10 people then you will need 5 pumps and 10 balloons. There is one pump per pair and everyone has a balloon. Carry some spare pumps with you just in case there are more people. (I suggest carry an extra 3 pumps)

Get everyone in the room to pair up with another partner. Then give them 1 pump and 2 balloons. They then needs to get into a doggy style position with the pump placed in between the thigh or knees of the person positioned at the front. After placing the pump there, they should gently place the balloon on the end of the pump.
The person who is at the back must then use the pump handle to thrust air into the balloon. The girls must keep thrusting until the balloon is fully inflated. Once inflated they must then switch positions and the other person who was originally at the front must thrust air into her balloon. Once both balloons are pumped up they must then place the balloons on their boobs and pop them. The pair that complete this game first win a prize.

Extra Tip: to make the game harder the party organiser should put them into pairs. They should place the taller ladies with the small ones and vice versa

For the game you need a teddy bear (any)

You say that the bear lives in your case and feels very unloved and would like every lady in the room to kiss him so that he feels better (they must all kiss him in a different place)

When the bear gets back to you one or two ladies will not have been able to resist and they will have kissed the bears most intimate places!!

You now tell them that the bear still doesnt believe that they love him and to prove how much they really do love him they must turn to the person to their right and kiss them in the same place they kissed him, (watch as the horror hits the ladies that kissed the most intimate places).

Ring your hostess and ask permission for this game first!
If she says yes ask her if she has a tray and a mixing bowl to hand at home.

Take a bag of flour with you.

Fill the bowl with flour and pack it in (like your building a sand castle)
Turn the bowl upside-down on the tray and carefully lift the mixing bowl off-You should (hopefully!)have a neat mound of flour.

In the top stick a Ann Summers shape willy chocolate and push it in slightly.

Get a table knife and ask your guests to cut the flour off (as much as they dare!) but start from the outside going in.

The one who makes the willy fall has to pick it up with their teeth.

You can give the loser a prize (to compensate for the mess of her face!!!)

Preperation –Buy a cheap pack of identical gift tags or small xmas cards. On the back of each one stick an item cut from an Ann Summers Catalogue – preferably Christmas gifts or novelties and write the price of each item underneath the picture.

Make a list of the items used.

Divide guests into 2 or 3 teams and give each team a name e.g Santa’s Sexpots, Christmas Crackers, Frosties Fluzzies etc. You could also give each team a gift bag or pot to collect their shopping in.
Give the ladies in each team a number i.e shopper 1, shopper 2 etc.

Put all the cards/tags face down on the floor or table and call out an item from the list and a number. E.g Horny Hunks calendar – Shopper 2.

Shopper no 2 from each team then has to race to find the right card by turning the cards/tags over one at a time until the right one is found. They can not turn over another card until the one they are holding is placed back face down – this stops them all being turned over at once and ending up visible!

The shopper who finds the said item adds it to their team shopping bag and a new item and number is called out.

When all the items are bagged the winner is the team with the most items. In the event of a draw add up the prices and the team who have spent the most win!

Chocolate coins or willies could be awarded as prizes or 10% off any 1 item in their shopping bag when they spend over £25 in the catalogue!

This is great to raise awareness of all the novelties available to buy as stocking fillers for a spicy xmas as well as being good fun!

You need about 10 lollipops .
Get some small stickers in red, yellow and green and put one on each
lolly so there's an even spread of colours.
Stick the stickers on the handle of the lolly and stick the lolly
handles into a melon, or ball of kitchen foil, etc. Or you could put
them in a bag for lucky dip.
There are three consequences for the colours: Red = do an action. Eg.
sexy dance, pretend to orgasm, snog a friend

Yellow= make a confession, eg your sexiest fantasy, best sex, etc

Green= pick a (small) prize from the table

You will need 1 large bed sheet.

Play as the hostess game. Ask the hostess to sit on a chair in front of her guests. Then place the sheet over her so she is covered! Ask her to take off one item she dosent necessarily need eg shoe. Repeat the question as many times as you like until the hostess says she is not willing to remove any more items. Then explain the item she does not need is the sheet!

See how many click on to what your saying!

How to Play:

Hand each player a pen and a piece of paper and ask them to write down a piece of their property that they would like to get rid of. It could be a pair of smelly trainers, a computer, an embarrassing photo or a radio etc.. They must then write down three reasons why they would want to dispose of the item. For example, if the item was a radio they might write: *because I can't turn it on! * because it makes a dreadful crackle" "beacuse its dirty!" Once everyone has finished writing ask them to cross out the name of the unwanted item and replace it with the name of their partner.
No winners here, but loads of potential for laughs. Great to get people started!!

Use this as a game instead of a Raffle - it can be used as an ongoing game through out the night.

Round one Sell the tickets and draw 2 out of a hat. These are you first contestants!

6 People on the 'Celebrity Panel' (chose any 6 from Guests - esp those who haven't purchased a raffle ticket so everyone is involved)

You need 2 Statements with a Blank for each contestant - an A and B (this can be swapped to be called balls and boobs)

A sample statement is:

John my window cleaner had such a shock the other day that he nearly fell off his ladder when he saw his beautician wife giving the neighbour a BLANK through the window

Ladies on the ball will remember this from the games marathon tv show on ITV.

The lady with the most matching answers at the end of the round goes through to the final

Show Items from catalogue and start your party as normal after this

Round Two

Draw two more names out of the hat, these are your contestants for round 2

Follow the same process as round one but with a different 4 statements

Again winner of round 2 goes through to the final

Once your party is winding down and ladies are placing orders run the final

The final is a one word statement e.g. (again taken from the game show marathon tv program)

BLOW BLANK

There are 3 levels here

Level 1 - 50 blanks (a small prize maybe from the novelty section of the catalogue) have the word Dry

Level 2 - 100 blanks (a medium prize maybe a small vibrator) have the word Job

Level 3 - 150 blanks (a large prize maybe a Rabbit) have the word Torch

No help given

The winners from round one and two write down their response on a piece of paper at the same time, one by one reveal the words you have behind the Blanks - the ladies win the prize behind the word that they guessed (if any - if not a small consolation prize such as a joy rider and a sachet of durex play sensations lubes)

Obviously change the statements at each party incase you have ladies attending more than one!

You will need a foot pump like what you would blow an air bed up with. You need 4 volunteers and 2 balloons

Attach the balloons on to the ends of the pumps tightly, then get 2 players to sit on each of the pumps then the other 2 players to sit on their knees. Then they need to bounce up and down so the balloon is blown up but they need to do it really fast. The person underneath may get squashed. The first team to pop their balloon wins.

You will need: 4 Volunteers
a Packet of milky way stars
2 Blindfolds

How to play:
Ask 2 of the ladies to lie down on their backs (as if they were dead!), not to close to each other as you need space between them to walk between. Ask the other 2 ladies to choose who they want to kneel next to, once this is done, give the 2 kneeling ladies a handfull of chocolate milkyway stars each, then tell the ladies to place all over the dead girls! including boobs, head, fanny, toes etc. Once this is done tell the girls kneeling to stand up, blindfold these girls and move them to different ladies that they have put the stars on, and kneel them back down.
Now tell them the 1st one to eat all the stars off the ladies using their mouths only wins a certificate (i like to muff munch!) and a small prize, any cheating hand using or any helping from the girls lead down will get a forfeit.

Try it its a good giggle.

What you will need:
Cartons of juice (one's with a straw)

Ask you guest to get in to pairs and choose who is the woman and who will be the man. Get the 'Men' to lye down on the floor and place the carton in between their legs. Get the 'woman to stand at their 'mens' head facing their feet.
Without the 'woman' using her hand she must drink as much of the carton as she can within 10 seconds. The couple who has the least drink left wins a prize or certificate for best blow job!

Have fun!!

Buy a packet of McVities Hob Nob biscuits (but not the chocolate covered ones).
Hand a biscuit to every lady at the party.
Tell them they have one minute to nibble their hobnob into a mans meat and two veg.
It's not as easy as they think as the biscuits break easily and it's so funny watching them trying not to nibble too hard or take too much off and then holding their broken willies together to show you for judging at the end of the time!!
You judge which is the best (try to pick one that didnt break and looks close to the real thing!) and award a silly prize and maybe a homemade certificate saying "I love to nibble a Knob!"

You will need "Roger More" - the blow up doll and some music.
Get your ladies to stand in a circle. This game is like pass the parcel but you use "Roger" instead. Start the music and the girls have to pass Roger around, When the music stops the person holding him has to perform a sexual position on him
Tell them that it has to be a different position each time. Keep going untill everyone has had a turn. Your ladies will be in stitches of laughter!

These are ten "have you and would you" questions that always go down great at parties.

1. Have you ever had sex in your mom and dads bed?

2. Have you give head in a moving car?

3.Have you had a threesome?

4. Have you had sex outdoors?

5. Have you had an affair whilst with your current partner?

6. Have you used a vibrator?

7. Have you had sex with a women?

8. Have you ever had sex on your parents drive?

9. Have you ever fantasised about your blokes mate?

10. Have you had it up the bum?

11. Would you muffmunch?

12. Would you do your partners brother?

13. Would you use anything other than a vibrator?

14. Would you have sex with a stranger in public?

15. Would you do your doctor?

16. Would you go out in a short skirt with no undies?

17. Would you act out a strangers fantasy?

18. Would you play with yourself on those lonely nights?

19. Would you kiss a women in public?

20. Would you like to become an ann summers P.O?

Go Fish.

Make some fish using coloured pipe cleaners (easier to reshape and they don't get damaged!) Get the girls to form a circle and get down on their knees. Place one less fish than players in the centre of the circle so at least one lady will get out. Start the game by explaining that when you say "on the bank" they hunch on their knees and when you say "at the river they kneel up!" Keep saying this till you say "GO FISH" and they grab the fish. (The longer you keep them fishing the funnier!!) Continue to play and remove one fish each round until you are left with 2 ladies and 1 fish. Get the ladies to face each other and proceed to play as before but with a slight change!! The ladies must then fake an orgasm whilst being "on the bank and at the river, the funnier the better! Then instead of saying GO FISH say "IF YOU GO FISHING YOUR OUT!" Obviously the last lady in wins. It's worth trying just to see their faces. Award the winner with either a best faked orgasm certificate or a small prize!

Get a bag of maltesers and a few straws. Split the ladies into pairs and explain that each team needs 1 sucker and 1 swallower. Give each team the same amount of maltesers and 1 straw. The object of the game is to suck the malteser onto the end of a straw and transfer it into the mouth of the other lady to chew and swallow it! The team that finishes the maltesers off first wins

Make your choclate willies as usual but pour a little white choclate or yoghurt on top.Ask your guests to suck the willies without using their teeth until there is nothing left, if they use their teeth they are out and the winner is the first person to devour their willy without biting.Present one of the blow job of the year certificates to the winner.

You will need:

6 plates
Nine sweets
Squirty cream

Place 3 plates on floor with 3 sweets on each and cover in mound of squirty cream.
Place the other 3 plates next to the filled plates.
Take 3 people and tell them to get their 3 sweets onto the clean plate without using their hands. The fastest person is the winner.

The ultimate way of doing this is to lift and flip the filled plate onto the other with your mouth but out of 25 games only 1 person has ever woked this out.

A variation on a theme. Get your ladies into couples and hand them a sheet of newspaper - one for each couple ...... the rules are simple no part of their body is allowed to touch the floor.

As a couple start them off standing on the newspaper both of them on one sheet of paper , Play some music and when the music stops (the only time they are allowed off the paper) they have to fold the paper in half and again both of them back on there paper. No body parts on floor i.e feet hands bums (they will cheat) the above reapeted till you have a very agile couple with a bit of imagination with one foot on paper and a partner piggy back and the other foot in the air

You need slide 'n' ride and cotton balls

Split guests up into equal groups and stand them in a row.
Stick some slide and ride on the end of players nose's then get them to pass the cotton ball along the line. The group with the most cotton balls after 3 mins wins.

NO HANDS ALLOWED

When making chocolate willys put the end of a red lace into the base of each willy so that when they are set they can be tied on to a piece of string around somebody's waist. The idea is to have the 'dangler' standing up astride of their partner who has to lie on the floor and gobble the willy and the lace to win! The lady on the floor has to lie as flat to the floor as she can so the willy dangler has to get down as low as she can with only her feet on the ground!

Basically its bobbing for apples but instead use your willy moulds to make chocolate willies or even better flavoured ice wiliies which they have to fish out using just their mouth befor the willies melt.

Write 25 romantic or sexy words on index cards, such as throbbing, lips, passion, candlelight, roses, chocolate, and so on. On another 25 index cards write some non-romantic images, such as ironing board, wallpaper paste, bikini wax, nose hair, motor oil, and so on. Stack the two piles separately, and distribute paper and pencil. Have each player draw a card from each pile. When everyone has 2 cards, ask them to write a silly love poem using the two words or phrases they have drawn. For example: "Roses are red, they make me hot! Your eyes are sexy, your nose hairs are not!" Have them read their poems aloud one at a time.

Tie a length of pretty parcel ribbon around your victims - I mean "the party guest"'s waist - with a length left dangling down between her legs. Tie a banana to the end gently!! Your willing participant then has to thrust a ping pong ball as far as possible - The one who gets it the furthest is the winner! It is so funny to see them thrusting and its generally the older ladies that win!

Get everyone to kneel on their knees and give them a paper plate. You can do this in a circle or in a straight line.
Place 2 teacakes on their plate as the veg and with squirty cream draw the meat, so on their plate they have meat
and 2 veg.
The object of the game is that they can eat how they like, once they have finished the plate they have to put it
on their head, the winner who has gobbled all the teacakes and licked the cream is the winner.

It is hilarious when they finish as their mouths are covered in cream.

You will need Cream Eggs & Condoms.

Get ladies into pairs and ask them to decide whose the sucker and whose the blower. The blower sits on a seat the sucker sits on her knees in front. The sucker bites off the top of the egg to reveal the cream inside then places it between the knees of the blower. the blower is given a condom. Say go then the sucker licks out the cream form the egg when only the chocolate shell is left the blower then blows up the condom until it bursts. Give the winning pair a certificate each for the best sucker and the best blow job.

Get your guests to play charades with the days of the week knickers. The hostess (or a volunteer) starts and randomly chooses a pair of pants. They have to act out what is written on the knickers. Fluff My Muff Monday always seems to be the hardest but funniest one to do. Whoever gets it right has to come up and act out the next. Game continues until all 7 days have been acted. Give a prize to the one with the best actions!

Each guest has to think of 2 true things about themselves and 1 made up thing. Organiser goes round each guest in turn and they say their 3 things, the rest of the guests have to expose the lie. If they guess the lie then the lady who gets her lie exposed has to do a forfeit. Make up 10 forfeits and put them in an Ann Summers bag, then like a lucky dip, they blindly pick there forfeit, if they don't want to do the forfeit they can book a party instead.

This is good for starting a party!

Get all your guests to stand in a circle and make sure the hostess is next to you. Get them to say their name - you and the first hostess last. Now go round again but this time get them to say their name and what they'd do with the "Rampant Rabbit Thruster". What they'd do with it has to start with the first letter of their name. As you go on they have to repeat everyones name and what they would do for everyone that has gone before them - meaning the hostess has to repeat everything.

i.e Person 1 (you)

My name is Lynsey and with the Rampant Rabbit Thruster I'd love it.

Person 2

This is Lynsey and with the Rampant Rabbit Thruster she'd love it, my name is Suzy and with the Rampant Rabbit Thruster I would suck it.

Person 3

This is Lynsey and with the Rampant Rabbit Thruster she'd love it. This is Suzy and with the Rampant Rabbit Thruster she would suck it. I am Geraldine and with the Rampant Rabbit Thruster I'd get jiggy with it.

This game get's them thinking about the Rampant Rabbit Thruster. It's good to show the Rampant Rabbit Thruster throughout this game and by the end of the game they are sold.

Always a good game to play mid party once the ladies have had a few to drink and it's very quick and simple to play.

Tell the ladies that they have to remove their bra without removing their top and swing their bra round their head. The quickest lady wins.

Ask for 6 to 10 volunteers (depending on how much space you have) but make sure its an even number! Split the girls into pairs and give them 3 balloons (blown up) then say 3 different sexual positions. The girls must then get into those positions, putting the balloon between them, and try to pop the balloons. 1st pair to pop all three balloons win a prize.

Tip: Get the girls to blow the balloons up for you, its a laugh to see people who can't blow them up trying to do it!

You will need: a box of matches (small, with end cut off!), pack or 2 of polos.

You can either play this game as a team or in two groups.
Give everyone a match. They must stick the match between their lips. Give the first person a polo. She must put the polo on her match, then pass it on to the next persons match without using hands! The polo should get passed from match to match without hand contact! If the polo is dropped or touched by hand, that person is out. Keep going until you have a winner!

This game is very funny because it looks as though they are kissing and has everyone in hysterics!

I always do the name badge with guests but i am getting to find people bored with the same thing so i thought give them names like

Anna the Air Hostess
Penny the Policewoman
Super Shag Sarah
Miss Massage Mellinda
Dominatrix Doris
PVC Paula
Tie me up Tara
Sharon the She Devil
Polly the Prairie Girl
and so on there are so many you could use.

You get the girls to pick a label from a bag on arrival and once they have all chosen a name.

The name they they have for the evening they have to use all evening and everyone uses the labels only all evening to call each other. Should anyone not use the correct name they have to put on the outfit or act out the person they are using props and bits from kit.. ie Super Shag sarah puts on cape boxers (over outfit) and mask on and so on, Domintarix Doris puts on bondage belt, etc...

This way it gets everyone to study the outfits and names more and you get to see them worn!!!!

Each guest is given a kit kat finger and has 30 seconds to suck off as much chocolate as possible without biting it. The winner gets a prize and a certificate for best blow job of the year.

Give everyone a piece of paper and a pen. Get them to write number 1 to 13. tell them to write (1)a place, (2) a colour, (3) number between 1 and 15, (4)a country, (5) a size (small, med, large, massive, tiny), (6) a number between 1 and 50, (7) a wild animal, (8) number between 1 and 20, (9) a cartoon character, (10) an insulting name (slag, bitch, slapper), (11) a vegetable, (12) a TV show. (13) an emotion (happy, sad, angry, jealous).

Now read out, the ladies then have to call out their corresponding answer they have written down

You met your perfect man at (1)
his hair colour would be (2)
His height would be (3) feet tall.
he would be from this country (4)
The size of his bum would be (5)
His dick would have to be so many inches long (6)
In bed he would be a (7)
The number of children you would have would be (8)
Your man's name would be (9)
His pet name for you would be (10)
You would spend your lives living in a giant (11)
You would earn your money having sex live on (12)
You would grow old together feeling (13)

You read these out and go around the room getting peoples answers off them.

e.g. I would meet my perfect man at a sex shop(1), his hair would be green(2), He would be 14 (3) feet tall, he would have to be from Egypt (4), the size of his bum would be extra extra large(5), his dick would have to be 29(6) inches long, he would be an Ostrich(7) in bed, You would have 15 (8) children, My man would be called Donald duck (9), His pet name for me would be 'Old tart' (10), we would spend our lives living in a giant potato (11), We would earn our money having sex live on Wheel of fortune (12) and grow old feeling jealous (13).

Good luck

You only need pencils and paper.

Get your party into two even groups (you may have to join in) A & B. Everyone has one sheet of paper and a pen/pencil.

Then each person has to pick a partner from the opposite group who they think they know best. Group A has to write down what their favourite toy is (or bra, novelty item etc). Then their partner from group B has to write down what they think it is (watch out for the cheats trying to tell their partner what they have written down). Then group A has to show what they have wrote and group B show their answers! For every pair that have wrote the same answers give a small prize or extra raffle tickets.

Sell your tickets for the raffle as normal, and put the tickets into a bag.
Lay out the prizes in the middle of the room,
Explain to the ladies that when their number comes out they are to choose a prize, but you will continue to pull tickets once the prizes are all gone, then the numbers that come out steal the prize they want till the last ticket is gone. The ladies love this, and makes for a fun raffle especially if you dont have a majorily big group, and the obvious tops on most peoples list for prizes seem to be playgirl and a toy............. so they are always in my raffles.

A variation of bingo is to make a table with 9 numbers between 1-30. Underneath each number put a sentence i.e. harder harder baby, I'm gonna come, I love my rabbit etc. When they get their number called, they must read out their sentence - with feeling!!!!

Do your bit for recycling and put your old catalogues to use!!

A bit like the name game where you have a famous persons name on your forehead and you have to ask questions to guess who it is, but this one is done with vibrators. Take your old catalogue and cut out the pictures of vibrators, put on a post it note with the name of the vibrator in big letters above so the other guests know which one it is. Then give each guest a catalogue and tell him or her to ask questions about each vibrator to determine which one they are e.g. do I have rotating balls? first person to guess correctly wins a prize. Also gives them a better idea of which vibrator does what.

You will need:

2 Condoms
6 Balloons
2 Vibrators

Ask for 2 volunteers and ask the volunteers to pick a partner. Give each team 3 balloons and when you say go each team must blow up their 3 balloons and tie them. They must then pop the balloons using 3 different sexual positions with their partner. The partner must pick up the vibrator and hold it for the volunteer whilst the volunteer opens the condom and puts it on as far down as possible using their mouth.

Perfect game for using Best Blow Job certificates and the girlies always seem to love it!!

You will need some strawberries, chocolate, sugar and a bowl.

This game is just like bobbing for apples but instead you are looking for the chocolate strawberry. All you need to do is put all the sugar in a large bowl. Dip only one strawberry into the melted chocolate and hide it in the bowl of sugar with all the other strawberries. The ladies then have to use their mouths to find the chocolate strawberry. A little bit of advice first is to put a towel on top of a table then the bowl on top, so all the sugar doesn't go on the floor. You can give some raffle tickets out to the one that finds the chocolate strawberry.

Cut out 20-25 willy shapes from card. On each willy write any letter. Some can be repeated, but leave 3-4 blank. Explain to the guests that you will hold one card up at a time and they must come up with a rude word beginning with that letter (words can only be used once). When you hold up a card with no letter on it, they can shout anything out. The first one to shout out a word gets that card. The one with the most at the end receives a prize. This is a fast and easy game and you get to find out who is the rudest. Ideal if your looking for new leads.

You need four pairs of knickers....very big ones, the flowerer the better.

Get your girls into two rows facing you. Give all of them a balloon. The first two girls are handed two pairs of knickers each. You put the A knickers on first , then the B knickers on top. You take off the B knickers leaving the A knickers behind. They then pass them to the next girl who puts them on while the first girl is taking off the B knickers. As it goes down the line as such, the last two girls at the end do the same, but they put them on their head when they have finished. As soon as the quickest line gets to the end, all the girls blow up the balloons and have to pop them with another girl in a sexual position. The first team to finish wins....a lucky dip as a prize is good. The girls laugh so much its a lot of fun.

Get an old piece of wallpaper and draw a shape of a naked man with his meat and veg.

Pin your man to the back of your hostesses door and in turns, girl by girl has to put on some bright red lipstick, a blindfold and then spin them around and they have to kiss where they think his willy is......

Have a go, it's so funny!!!!!

Put different items out of the catalogue on stickers. Put a sticker on each ladies forehead (without them seeing what's written on it) and they have to work out by the end of the night what's on their forehead. When they've found out what they are, they always take a close look at the description of the product!

Tip: Write items that are in the smaller pictures or not seen in their entirety. This gets the girls looking at the details in the picture, and often things that they wouldn't have seen

Hand out a small slip of paper to each guest as they arrive at the party, ask them to write down their most embarrasing moment, they don't have to put their name on it !.

Throughout the night read out a different one - a great laugh and eases the crowd, for anyone who admits to theirs and explained in more detail give a small prize to.

You will need 12 or more objects of everyday use or from the Ann Summers catalogue.

Place the objects on a table in full view of everyone. The objects should include any objects from the Ann Summers catalogue or things like a ball, a coin, a pin, an orange etc. Ask the guests to close their eyes and then, one by one, pick up the objects and drop them on the table.

The aim of the game is for the guests to guess the objects by the sound they make. The first to call out the correct identity is awarded a point. The highest score wins.

You will need six pairs of Ann Summers Stockings.

Divide the guests into groups. Give the first person in each team half the stockings. The guest must put on all the stockings and then remove them giving them to the next guest in the team. The next guest must do exactly the same, and so on to the end of the team. Other clothing is optional!

The team to finish first are the winners.

You will need 2 half cucumbers and 2 condoms.

Pick two teams of two guests. One guest from each team must sit on a chair with the cucumber between their knees. The other guest must kneel blindfolded in front. Do not tell the kneeling guest that it's a condom that you are handing over. Explain that you are giving your guest an object which they must unwrap and place over the cucumber. You will soon see who is used to handling condoms.

Once both guests have done this, remove the blindfold and tell the kneeling guests that they must take the condom off the cucumber and blow it up. The first team to inflate the condom is the winner.

Ask each guest what topic interests them the most e.g. a hobby, children, sex etc. and on which subject they prefer to speak. When everyone has chosen a subject, the whole party must talk at the same time. If anyone laughs they are disqualified. Watch, but do not take part in the conversation yourself.

Pick a guest to go out of the room. When they have gone, decide on a novel occupation with the rest of the guests e.g. sausage maker, prostitute, durex tester, etc.

The object of the game is to interview the chosen guest for the job you have decided upon. Through the course of questioning they must guess what the job is.

This game can be played with any number of players. You will need some flour, a bowl a plate, a knife and some lollies.

Put the flour into the bowl so that it is packed quite tightly and filled to the top. Then, turn the bowl upside down onto the plate and carefully remove it. You should then have a neat mound of flour. Place a lollie of your choice ontop - smaller ones makes this alot harder.

Then, each player takes it in turns to carefully cut some of the flour away from the lollie with the knife. The person who knocks the lollie down then has to put their hands behind their back, and pick the lollie up with their mouth

This game will appeal to the more supple and sober members of your party. Frequently this isn't the men.

Sacrifice your Cornflakes box, or a similar cardboard cereal box, and tear off the flaps on the top, so you have a tall topless cereal box. Make sure you've taken out the cereal! Now place the box ceremoniously in the middle of the room, on the floor. People are likely to topple over in this game so clear the immediate area, especially if you've got grandma's dinner service out. Let the fun begin!

Each member of the party, in any order, must come forward and bend over to pick up the box with their TEETH. Only their feet may touch the floor. Only their mouth may touch the box. No other support may be used. They can bend over in anyway they wish. Easy first round.

Now cut or tear off an inch from the top of the box so it is that much shorter, and start again. Stiffies normally fall over on the second go. Flexible friends can go as low as you like. The glory goes to the last player able to pick the box up, frequently just an inch high box.

Your friends will be falling over themselves trying to win!

To insure a good game, keep the rules top-secret. This is how you play:

Everyone writes their name on a piece of paper and puts it in a hat, box, basket, etc. Then everyone picks out a piece with someone elses name on it. They write a truth question or dare on the back of it, supposedly for the person whose name is on the front, and sign their own name.

When everyone is finished, the host will tell everyone that, instead of handing it back to the person whose name is on the paper, they themselves have to do the dare or answer the truth question. How ever much they wanted to embarrass that person, they'll be embarrassed.

Divide guests into two equal groups. About 25 yards away place two bags of inflated balloons in colors to match your theme colors. These balloons should be over-inflated to make popping easier. At the sound of a ringing bell or whistle, the first two relay contestants, one from each team, run to the bag, and remove one balloon. Each must sit on it until it pops. Once the balloon pops, the players run back to the starting line, and tag the next player in line. The first team to complete the course wins. Not a quiet game, but a guaranteed favorite!

We play a game for guys only, but everyone can play!. You'll need a pair of pantyhose and 2 oranges or apples per person or if a relay per team. Take one orange or apple and place it in one leg of the pantyhose. Now tie the pantyhose around the players waist (it can go through belt loops) so that the fruit is in the front of the person and between their legs. Place another piece of fruit on the floor between their feet. Now they players must use the fruit in the stocking to move the fruit on the floor from the starting line to the finish line. If individual players the first one across the line wins. If you are playing teams then it becomes a relay where the pantyhose must be exchanged from team member to team member and the first team to have each person complete their section wins. NOTE: This game is best played outside or on an easy to clean surface. Not recommended for carpets!

Pair the ladies up and explain when you turn the music on they need to start dancing. When the music stops, they need to get into a sexual position with their partner. The pair which are last to get in the position are out.
The winning pair are the ladies left at the end.

Give each guest a sticker with the following names on Tell them these are their Ann Summers names for the evening. If anyone calls a guest by their real name, they have to do a forfeit at the end of the evening, or book a party or model the lingerie.

BONKING BERNICE K.Y.KELLY
HUMPING HENRIETTA WATERSPORTS WANDA
VIBRATING VICKY HORNY HILARY
STRAP ON SAM RANDY MANDY
LICKY LIZ SUCKING SALLY
TITILLATING TANYA ANAL ANNIE
FURRY FANNY WET LIPS WENDY
DEIRDRE DILDO JERK OFF JULIE
SHAG A LOT SARAH SLIPPERY SUE
BONDAGE BERTHA EVER READY EVA
FROLICKING FRANNY G SPOT GINA
MASSAGING MELINDA GROPING GLORIA
OLIVIA ORGASM ROMPING RONA
WRITHING RITA MOANING MONA
GOBBLING GERTIE NUT NOSHING NINA
REAR ENTRY REBECCA PRICK TEASING PAULA

can be played at smaller parties. Here are some ideas, but you can also make up your own.

BSIVTAROR VIBRATOR
BRMABTPIAREYN RAMPANT RABBIT
YSBPOBRODO BOOBY DROPS
COTSSIKGN STOCKINGS
UMSANMRSNE ANN SUMMERS

We have all played charades, but not with Ann Summers items. On some cards, write down products from the Catalogue (e.g. Bath Massage Ball, Cock rub, Sexy Dice, Crutchless knickers, Duo-balls, Nipple chain, Edible undies, Booby Drops, Sex blaster, Sexy straws, Fur love cuffs, Sperm Bank, Fantasy for lovers game, Pussy rub, Hot pants etc.). Give out a card to each lady and in turn they have to mime out her product (you go first). Who ever calls out the answer first wins the card. The one with the most cards wins.

Get some old wallpaper, and on the plain side draw around your man (get him to lie down on top of it!). Draw in a circle target area with 3 points in the Willy area, 2 points on the next circle and one point on the outer circle. Cut out some different size willies out of card and colour them in. Put some blue tack on the back of the willies. Blind fold the ladies in turn and they have to pin the Willy on the man. The nearest one to the target wins the prize.

Make up some Flash cards, using the card that A.S. pack their boxes with. On these cards write some Animals (e.g. Sheep, Cat, Duck, Horse, Monkey, Elephant), some Words (e.g. Cock, Muff, Blow, Hard, Dick, Bum, Nipple, Shit) or some Letters (e.g. A C E G O L S T V B).

Flash the cards to the girls. If it is an Animal on the card - they have to make the noise of the Animal, if it is a Word on the card – they have to add another Word to make up a phrase (e.g. Muff…. Dive, Nipple… Chain), and if it is a Letter on the card, they must shout out a rude part of the Body.

Give out a card to the lady who shouts out the quickest. The one with the most cards wins.

You need a large room for this game. Cut out 2 willies out of some paper. Split the room into two relay teams (you may have to play). Have a start and finish line (about 5 ft apart). Use some stiff card and flap the card to blow the willy past the finish line and back again, then it is the next players turn. Every one has a go. The winning team is the team to finish first.

The raffle can be played lots of different ways. Charge £3, and let everyone win a prize. You should still double your outlay on raffles. If you find that you have not got enough prizes, you can put in slips of paper with the prize written on it, and then you can put it in the ladies order when you deliver the goods.

• Snatch raffle Sell everyone 2-3 tickets for £3. Put as many prizes in as people playing. Call out the first ticket and a lady can choose her prize (e.g. a vibrator), call out the next number and the next lady can either steal the vibrator or choose something else instead. Everybody steals and snatches from everyone else. It is fun!. When all the tickets have been pulled out, and some ladies are left with 2 –3 prizes, they can only choose one, get them to put the others back in the middle, so that everyone will win a prize.

• Snatch raffle 2 As above, but this time conceal the prizes in some Ann Summers Bags. They snatch from each other… but will not know what they have won until the end.

• Bingo raffle Get some bingo cards, and cross off the last 50 numbers. This means the game will be over quicker. Sell 1 bingo ticket for £3 (they can buy more if they want to...1 ticket = 1 prize). Call out numbers from 1 – 49 (use raffle tickets). When the first person gets a full house, she can choose her prize. Keep calling out the numbers, until every ticket holder wins a prize.

• Straight raffle Easy raffle. Sell 1 ticket for £3 (they can buy more if they want to...1 ticket = 1 prize). Put in the same amount of prizes as tickets sold. First ticket out gets first choice of prize. Everyone wins!

Get the ladies to draw a gingerbread man, then whilst holding the paper on their head, draw the willy, Eyes, Glasses & Tie on. This game is for fun, you don’t normally have to give out a prize.

Use liquorice laces, give everyone two laces. Tie them together, and hang them around their necks. Stand the ladies in a circle and they have to eat and swallow the persons lace to their left!!
The first one to swallow wins.... a certificate maybe (cheap prize)!!!!

They have to talk for a minute on a given subject, without pausing, repeating themselves or saying ummmh! e.g. Sex, cats, condoms, supermarkets, pubs, men, hen nights, vibrators, babies.

Call out 15 items, afterwards they have to write down as many as they can remember:, PEN, WILLY, CUDDLY TOY, TELEPHONE, PICTURE, CHOCOLATE, BED, SPONGE
MICROWAVE, LAWN-MOWER, PLATES, HANDCUFFS, SKIRT, LIPSTICK, EGG, SAUCEPAN.

Get everybody to write 6 number between 1 and 20, then play either rude word, animal or orgasm bingo. They have to shout out every time that they cross off a number. Give a prize for the most enthusiastic noise or for the person with full house. Call out these numbers:

7 13 18 5 3 2 11 16 8 17 14 10 9 4 1 6 12 19 15 20

Has to be played with a fairly outrageous crowd. Stand up and ask… Have you ever…. If they admit it, and say ‘I have’ give them a card (male nude playing cards). The lady with the most cards wins… and is the Flozzie of the Night!!!

1.Gone out without knickers on.
2.Done it in your Mum and Dads bed.
3.Put a condom on a man … with your mouth
4.Faked an orgasm
5.Owned a pair of crutchless knickers
6.Had sex in the last 48 hours
7.Shaved down there
8.Done a strip-tease
9.Gone topless on holiday
10.Shagged a man, before knowing his name
11.Had a threesome (men or women, or both!)
12.Been caught out having sex
13.Used a camcorder or camera during sex
14.Been tied up
15.Used a vibrator
16.Are you buying a vibrator tonight
17.Lied to your man about how many men you had!
18.Given a blow job in a moving car
19.Had it up the bum
20.Swallowed… more than once!

Get everyone in the room to write letters going down the page. e.g. P M B C J. Then you have to think of a category. e.g. Fruit, Drinks, Girls names, Rude parts of the Body, Sexual positions etc. Then the ladies have to write next to each letter one from each letter. e.g. P = Pimms, M = Milk, B = Baileys, C = Cider, J = Jim Beam.

They have to be original. If two ladies both write Pimms, it doesn’t count as a point. Do three rounds, allow only about 1 –2 minutes on each round. The most points win the prize.

Just ask them questions about yourself and see how many they get right.
1. How old am I?
2. Am I married?
3. If married for how long?
4. How many children have I?
5. If I have what sexes?
6. Do I live in a flat, mobile home or house?
7. How many sisters have I?
8. How many brothers have I?
9. What sort of car do I drive?
10. What colour is my car?
11. Do I smoke?
12. Do I drink?
13. Do I eat chocolate?
14. How long have I been with Ann Summers?
15. How much do I earn?
16. How many nights do I work?
ETC.
Every correct answer equals a point.
The one with the most points wins.

Get each lady to draw a line down the middle of a bit of paper and get them to write – sign on one side and the + sign on the other.
Mow ask them various questions which either worth – points or + points
The one with the most points at the end wins.

10 + points for coming tonight
10+ points if you told your partner you where going tonight
10+ points if you are wearing a Black Bra
--20 points wearing white or pastel bra
+ 20 points no bra at all
25 + points if wearing no knickers
--20 points if wear bed socks
20+ points if ever had sex outside
--25 if you haven’t
20+ if sex in a car
10+ if it was a mini
20+ if ever used cream for any other thing than cooking
25+ points if you dress up in the bed room
-30 points if you have never worn stockings
30+ points if used a vibrator
-35 points if you haven’t
20+ points if you are going to order one tonight.
20+ points if you have bathed or showered with your partner.
-20 points if he has never washed you.
30+ points if you have washed someone else’s partner
30+ points if you have told you partner your sexual fantasy
15+ points if you have carried them out
20+ points if you have ever tied him up.
-20 points if you always turn off the light
15+ points if you have made love today
-30 if you have never approached your partner for sex first.
10+ points if made love this week
50+ points if you are going to try something on tonight
50+ points if you have ever measured his willy
10+ for every inch
-30 points if you haven’t told your partner you love them today
100 + points if you are going to book a party
Etc. it is the one with the most points that wins.

Make some play dough:

6 cups flour
3 cups salt
12 teaspoon – cream of tartar
3 tablespoons oil
Food colouring
6 cups boiling water
Mix together and if too wet add more flour.
Keep in plastic bag

Give every one a piece of play dough, and ask them to design a new vibrator. The best one wins.

You need two empty toilet rolls and a couple of vibrators.

Get four volunteers and give two the toilet rolls and two the vibrators (turned on). Get the ladies with the toilet rolls to hold them between their legs (at the top).

Then blind fold her partner and place the vibrator between her legs.
The lady with the toilet roll has the guide (by talking) the vibrator into the toilet roll.

The couple that does it first, wins. You can also use empty bottles and vibrators.

For this game you will need quite a few marshmallows and two volunteers who like marshmallows, also have a couple of bags handy,for the end.

You give each lady a marshmallow to place in their mouths, but they are not allowed to eat them, but they have to say either FLUFFY or FUZZY BEARS OR EJACULATION.

Then you give them another marshmallow to put in their mouths and they say it again. The lady that wins is the lady with the most marsh mallows in their mouth, that does not swallow.

Then for the prize give out a certificate to the winner and a little something to both of them.

You have the bags ready for them to get rid of all the marshmallows.

You will need a bowl of popcorn, and some straws. It is best to put the girls into two teams, with a straw each and each team with two bowls (one empty and one with popcorn)

The idea is to transfer the popcorn from one bowl to the other, each girl transferring a piece at a time, so they all have a go. The team that empties there bowl the quickest wins. It is best to have the two bowls per team apart from each other because it makes the game more fun.

You might think you need music for this game but you don’t only a set of questions.

If the ladies answer to the questions you read is yes, she must move one place to the right. If the answer is no she stays where she is.

This means people will be sitting on each others laps etc.

It is the first one to sit back down where they started. So make sure you have a long set of question just in case.

Ideas for questions:
1. Have you kissed a bloke today?
2. Have you kissed a woman today?
3. Have you ever tried toe sucking?
4. Are you into kinky sex?
5. Have you ever been caught in the act?
6. Have you ever caught anyone else in the act?
7. Have you ever tasted edible undies?
8. Have you had sex in the last week?
9. Have you had an orgasm in the last week?
10. Are you interested in a part time job?
11. Do you own a vibrator?
12. Do you swallow?
13. Do you want an Ann Summers Party?
14. Have you had sex with more than one bloke this year?
15. Have you ever slept with some one else’s’ partner?

The questions are endless; you can just make them up.